the door-to-door salesman (a parody of Do You Want To Build A Snowman)

Do you wanna buy a bible?
Come on, it's two for one!
You wont have to see me anymore
But if you slam the door
I'll never go away

I have to earn some money
I've got a kid
What will I tell my wife?

Do you wanna buy a bible?
It doesn't have to be a hard back...

Would-be costumer: go away, idiot
Okay, bye

Do you want to buy an ostrich
Or a new-built shopping mall?
I think some money's a little over due
I've started talking to
My boss about more jobs
(He said no)

It gets a little tiring
All these one-sided talks
Just watching my family starve
(Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock, knock knock)

Dude? Please, I know you're in there
You're kinda costing me my job
They say sell stuff to you
And I'm trying to
Just let in

I need a little money
Thats not a lot
Please, just look

Do you want to by a bible?
(Single knock)