Snow Stormberg - Band Uniform

the door-to-door salesman (a parody of Do You Want To Build A Snowman)

Do you wanna buy a bible?
Come on, it's two for one!
You wont have to see me anymore
But if you slam the door
I'll never go away

I have to earn some money
I've got a kid
What will I tell my wife?

Do you wanna buy a bible?
It doesn't have to be a hard back...

Would-be costumer: go away, idiot
Okay, bye

Do you want to buy an ostrich
Or a new-built shopping mall?
I think some money's a little over due
I've started talking to
My boss about more jobs
(He said no)

It gets a little tiring
All these one-sided talks
Just watching my family starve
(Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock, knock knock)

Dude? Please, I know you're in there
You're kinda costing me my job
They say sell stuff to you
And I'm trying to
Just let in

I need a little money
Thats not a lot
Please, just look

Do you want to by a bible?
(Single knock)

Dugglyn

I think this is pretty self-explainitory

Pretend That I Ain't Aching

So I know that I ain't perfect

And I'm nobodys dream girl

Sometimes I lose myself in the storm

And occasionally I can feel it pressing down

I try, to deny, what I know is true

And I try, to hide, how I'm feeling from you

Even when my world is falling down

I'll pretend I got my feet on solid ground

I got to, to stand tall

To keep going through it all

I can't stop, can't let go

Won't let you know

Cause I'll keep on my smile

Had it glued on for a while

Even when theres no reason

Even when its tears season

I won't let you see

This broken side of me

I'll stand despite my breaking

And pretend that I ain't aching

So I'll stand here before you

And I'll pretend that I'm fine

Lifes a beautiful rose with the sharpest of thorns

I'll hide, cry inside, and never let you through

And I'll break, crumble down, but never show it to you

Cause I know I'm going down

But I still won't make a sound

I got to, to stand tall

To keep going through it all

I can't stop, can't let go

Won't let you know

Cause I'll keep on my smile

Had it glued on for a while

Even when theres no reason

Even when its tears season

I won't let you see

This broken side of me

I'll stand despite my breaking

Cause I'll keep on my smile

Had it glued on for a while

Even when theres no reason

Even when its tears season

I won't let you see

This broken side of me

I'll stand despite my breaking

And pretemd that I ain't aching

Please pretend that I'm not aching...